Kanepede uyand\u0131m, anla\u015f\u0131lan evimdeyim\u2026 Bo\u015f g\u00f6zlerle\npenceredeki saks\u0131ya bakt\u0131m. Ge\u00e7en yaz, kazayla d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm \u00e7ekirde\u011fin sevimli\nbelas\u0131\u2026inad\u0131na boy vermi\u015f, sanki bu yaz bana kavun verecek de, ben de\ng\u00f6rece\u011fim\u2026! Ka\u00e7 g\u00fcnd\u00fcr su vermiyorum. Sararm\u0131\u015f, k\u0131vr\u0131lm\u0131\u015f birka\u00e7 yapra\u011f\u0131. O da\nbana bak\u0131yor, boynu b\u00fck\u00fck, \u201cbeni sula\u201d der gibi. Nedensiz bir keyifsizlikle,\n\u201cu\u011fra\u015famam \u015fimdi seninle\u201d bak\u0131\u015f\u0131yla, g\u00f6zlerimi ka\u00e7\u0131rd\u0131m. Mutfa\u011fa gittim,\nak\u015famdan d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm omlet i\u00e7in, buzdolab\u0131ndan \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131\u011f\u0131m yumurtalara hi\u00e7 pas\nvermedim. Evin i\u00e7i de biraz so\u011fuk gibi. Kar\u015f\u0131 apartmanlara, sabah\u0131n g\u00fcne\u015fi\nvurmu\u015f, duvardaki saate ili\u015ftim. O da hi\u00e7 susmuyor, tik tak, tik tak\u2026 Korna\nsesleri, kuryeci motorlar\u0131n kula\u011f\u0131 t\u0131rmalayan g\u00fcr\u00fclt\u00fcs\u00fc, hayat\u0131n rutin ak\u0131\u015f\u0131\nba\u015flam\u0131\u015f, dedim. Cama ba\u015f\u0131m\u0131 toslar gibi dayad\u0131m, elimde \u00e7ay. D\u0131\u015far\u0131ya bakt\u0131m,\ntrafik polisinin bildik, \u201cara\u00e7lar\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 kald\u0131r\u0131n yoksa\u2026!\u201d diye \u00e7ift park\u00e7\u0131lara yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131\nanonsu, midemden gelen a\u00e7l\u0131\u011f\u0131n sesine kar\u0131\u015f\u0131yor. \u0130\u015ftahs\u0131zl\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131n sebebini\nd\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcrken, kar\u015f\u0131 marketin yazar kasa sesinin eve kadar geli\u015fine \u015fa\u015f\u0131r\u0131yorum.\nAsgari \u00fccretle ve sabahtan ak\u015fam 22.00\u2019ye kadar \u201cc\u0131lk\u0131m\u0131z \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yor abi\u201d diyen\nkasiyer k\u0131z\u0131n kaderine isyan\u0131 m\u0131 acaba diyorum. Tepesine vuran g\u00fcne\u015fle, peruk\nsa\u00e7\u0131, miyop g\u00f6zle bile fark edilebilecek apartman g\u00f6revlisi yine iki eli cebinde\ng\u00fcya yine \u00e7akt\u0131rmadan gelip ge\u00e7en kad\u0131nlar\u0131 kesiyor\u2026! Marketten \u00e7\u0131kan teyzenin\ny\u00fcz\u00fc niye \u00f6yle as\u0131k? Dikkatimi ona y\u00f6neltiyorum. \u0130ki elini s\u0131k\u0131ca dayad\u0131\u011f\u0131\nb\u00f6\u011fr\u00fcne, birka\u00e7 sebze, ekmek, tam se\u00e7emedim ama bir de s\u00fct s\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131rm\u0131\u015f san\u0131r\u0131m.\nHo\u015fnutsuz ifadesi, 250 kuru\u015funa k\u0131yamad\u0131\u011f\u0131 po\u015fetten olabilir mi diye akl\u0131mdan\nge\u00e7iriyorum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sigara paketi bo\u015falm\u0131\u015f, d\u0131\u015far\u0131ya dalmaktan, k\u00fcl\u00fc uzam\u0131\u015f sonuncusundan bir f\u0131rt daha \u00e7ekip evin alt\u0131ndaki b\u00fcfeciye indim. B\u00fcfeci de, geceyi sanki benimle ge\u00e7irmi\u015f m\u00fcbarek, hi\u00e7 iyi g\u00f6r\u00fcnm\u00fcyor: \u201cg\u00fcnayd\u0131n kom\u015fu, nas\u0131ls\u0131n?\u201d, \u201cg\u00fcnayd\u0131n, iyi de\u011filim ya\u2026 Yine ameliyat\u201d, \u201dE daha \u00f6nce olmu\u015ftun\u201d, \u201dNe bileyim ya, hastanede birinciyi yanl\u0131\u015f m\u0131 yapm\u0131\u015flar ne?!\u201d,\u201dge\u00e7mi\u015f olsun, iyi olur in\u015fallah. Hadi hay\u0131rl\u0131 i\u015fler. \u201dK\u0131rtasiyecinin, medikal \u00fcr\u00fcn satan kom\u015fusuna, \u201cya bir d\u00f6rt y\u00fcz dolar istedik, hala vereceksin?\u201d ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131\u015f\u0131na \u00e7evriliyor g\u00f6z\u00fcm. Sinirli bir bak\u0131\u015f atan medikalci, \u201cya git i\u015fine, y\u00fcz dolar\u0131m olsa kap\u0131da dikilir miyim b\u00f6yle, hayret bir \u015feysin ya!\u201d Tebess\u00fcm ederek, \u201cAhmet abi, ne diyor bu ya? \u00c7ar\u015f\u0131da en iyi durumda olan bu de\u011fil miydi?\u201d \u201cK\u0131rtasiyeci uzakla\u015f\u0131rken, \u201dhee\u2026 laf aram\u0131zda, eskiden t\u00fcm esnaf bundan bor\u00e7 al\u0131rd\u0131. \u015eu Fet\u00f6 olay\u0131 bitirdi \u015eimdi o milletten istiyor.” “Bu da m\u0131 onlardanm\u0131\u015f?\u201d \u201cBilmiyorum, i\u015f yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 toptanc\u0131lar\u0131n \u00e7o\u011fu fet\u00f6\u2019c\u00fcl\u00fckten batm\u0131\u015f m\u0131, ka\u00e7m\u0131\u015f m\u0131 ne, bunu da etkilemi\u015f diye duydum.\u201d \u201cHe anlad\u0131m.\u201d Apartmana girerken, sigara molas\u0131 veren bankan\u0131n koruma g\u00f6revlisi, \u201dAbi sen bilirsin, ne olacak bizim bankan\u0131n durumu? Ger\u00e7ekten el koyacak m\u0131 Tayyip? \u201dValla \u00f6yle g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcyor, net de\u011fil hen\u00fcz.\u201d Posta kutusuna bakm\u0131yorum bile, sanki iyi bir \u015fey \u00e7\u0131kacak. Ulan bu asans\u00f6r de bir kere zeminde dursa, di\u015fimi k\u0131raca\u011f\u0131m. 6 numaradaki emekli amcam\u0131zm\u0131\u015f. \u201cG\u00fcnayd\u0131n amca, nas\u0131ls\u0131n? \u201cG\u00fcnayd\u0131n evlad\u0131m. Nas\u0131l olsun? Aidat, kira derken bu ay yine geciktirdik kiray\u0131, ev sahibi, aray\u0131p duruyor\u2026\u201d \u201c\u00fcz\u00fcc\u00fc bir durum. \u201dSenin \u015fu bankadaki emekli maa\u015f i\u015fi ne oldu?\u201d \u201dSorma, blokeyi mahkeme kald\u0131rd\u0131 ama, hukuk tan\u0131m\u0131yorlar, aylard\u0131r oldu\u011fu gibi, yine el koydular.\u201d \u201dEeee, vah\u015fi kapitalizm b\u00f6yle, ac\u0131mas\u0131 yoktur, paran yoksa soka\u011fa atarlar.\u201d \u201cPeki, iyi g\u00fcnler amca.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yumurtalara \u00fc\u015fendim, bir dilim ekme\u011fe sigara alt\u0131 krem peynir\nyapt\u0131m, kalabal\u0131k caddeye att\u0131m kendimi. Temiz havay\u0131 i\u00e7ime \u00e7ektim, burnuma\ngelen sa\u011fl\u0131 sollu k\u0131zartma kokular\u0131 da cabas\u0131. Bildi\u011fimiz bakkal ama\n\u201cs\u00fcpermarket\u201d yaz\u0131l\u0131 d\u00fckan sahibi, \u201dikinci sekiz milyar cezay\u0131 da yedik. Ne\nolacak bu halimiz? bittik ya!\u201d diye s\u00f6yleniyor. \u201dHay\u0131rd\u0131r, neden ki?\u201d \u201dM\u00fc\u015fteri\nsaat 22\u2019den sonra, ald\u0131\u011f\u0131 alkoll\u00fc i\u00e7kiyi yakalatm\u0131\u015f bek\u00e7ilere. \u201cVermeseydin\nsende abi ya!\u201d \u201dG\u00fcvendi\u011fimiz insand\u0131, onlar nerden ald\u0131n diye sorunca korkmu\u015f\ns\u00f6ylemi\u015f.\u201d Yolun kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na ge\u00e7ti\u011fimde uzun zamand\u0131r g\u00f6rmedi\u011fim bir meslekta\u015f\u0131m ile\nkar\u015f\u0131la\u015f\u0131yorum, o da i\u015fsizlikten bahsediyor. \n\u00d6\u011flen \u00fcst\u00fc, ma\u011fazalar\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcnden ge\u00e7iyorum, \u00e7o\u011funun sahipleri d\u0131\u015far\u0131da,\ni\u00e7eride m\u00fc\u015fteri yok. Birka\u00e7 \u00e7ar\u015f\u0131ya giriyorum, benzer g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fcler. Baz\u0131lar\u0131\nkapatm\u0131\u015f, giysi satan tan\u0131d\u0131k esnafa \u201cne bu hal diye soruyorum, sormaz\nolayd\u0131m.\u201d Neyse ki, pastane, d\u00f6nerci, kahveciler dolu. G\u00fcnd\u00fcz vakti olmas\u0131na\nra\u011fmen dolulu\u011fu ile dikkatimi \u00e7ekti barlar. \u0130fadelerine bak\u0131yorum, d\u0131\u015far\u0131ya\nkadar ta\u015fan m\u00fczik g\u00fcr\u00fclt\u00fcs\u00fcnde insanlar g\u00fcl\u00fcyor. Masalar\u0131n \u00fczerinde duran\ni\u00e7ecekten olsa gerek diyorum kendi kendime. Eve d\u00f6nerken, ak\u015fama yapaca\u011f\u0131m\nmakarnay\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyorum ama bir grup Roman sokak \u00e7alg\u0131c\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n klarnetli, oynak\n\u015fovu ve ona e\u015flik eden vatanda\u015flar\u0131n co\u015fkusu dikkatimi da\u011f\u0131t\u0131yor. Bu manzara\nbana rahmetli Kemal Sunal\u2019\u0131n \u201cD\u00fctt\u00fcr\u00fc D\u00fcnya\u201d adl\u0131 filmini hat\u0131rlat\u0131yor. Ben de\nkat\u0131lsam co\u015fkuya diyorum ama yapam\u0131yorum!… <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not: \u201cD\u00fctt\u00fcr\u00fc D\u00fcnya\u201d Ankara\u2019n\u0131n dik yoku\u015flar\u0131yla bilinen, gecekondu semti H\u0131d\u0131rl\u0131ktepe\u2019de \u00e7ekilen ve Kemal Sunal\u2019\u0131n kendi filmleri aras\u0131nda en \u00e7ok be\u011fendi\u011fi filmdir. Yoksullu\u011fun, \u00e7aresizli\u011fin s\u00f6m\u00fcr\u00fcye ka\u00e7madan anlat\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131 filmde siyasete de g\u00f6nderme vard\u0131r. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Kanepede uyand\u0131m, anla\u015f\u0131lan evimdeyim\u2026 Bo\u015f g\u00f6zlerle penceredeki saks\u0131ya bakt\u0131m. Ge\u00e7en yaz, kazayla d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm \u00e7ekirde\u011fin sevimli belas\u0131\u2026inad\u0131na boy vermi\u015f, sanki bu yaz bana kavun verecek de, ben de g\u00f6rece\u011fim\u2026! Ka\u00e7 g\u00fcnd\u00fcr su vermiyorum. Sararm\u0131\u015f, k\u0131vr\u0131lm\u0131\u015f birka\u00e7 yapra\u011f\u0131. O da bana bak\u0131yor, boynu b\u00fck\u00fck, \u201cbeni sula\u201d der gibi. Nedensiz bir keyifsizlikle, \u201cu\u011fra\u015famam \u015fimdi seninle\u201d bak\u0131\u015f\u0131yla, g\u00f6zlerimi ka\u00e7\u0131rd\u0131m. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":55823,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,646],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gundem","category-kose-yazilari"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.tvturk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/MMMMM.jpg?fit=850%2C505","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paKIfm-evQ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55790"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55829,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55790\/revisions\/55829"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/55823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}