{"id":98782,"date":"2019-03-17T22:47:13","date_gmt":"2019-03-17T19:47:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/?p=98782"},"modified":"2019-03-17T23:04:55","modified_gmt":"2019-03-17T20:04:55","slug":"ya-prezervatif-delik-cikarsa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/ya-prezervatif-delik-cikarsa\/","title":{"rendered":"YA PREZERVAT\u0130F, DEL\u0130K \u00c7IKARSA?!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br><strong>Ko<\/strong>caeli Sa\u011fl\u0131k M\u00fcd\u00fcrl\u00fc\u011f\u00fc\u2019n\u00fcn \u201c<strong>bedava Prezervatif<\/strong>\u201d da\u011f\u0131taca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131klamas\u0131, bence hi\u00e7 de iyi bir zamanda olmad\u0131. Do\u011fum kontrol\u00fcn\u00fcn sa\u011flanmas\u0131, bula\u015f\u0131c\u0131 hastal\u0131klardan korunmas\u0131 amac\u0131 g\u00fcden bu kampanya, \u201c<strong>\u00fc\u00e7 de yetmez<\/strong>\u201d daha fazla \u00e7ocuk isteyen cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 ele\u015ftirmek i\u00e7in muhalefetin eline koz vermez mi? Bal gibi de verir. \u00d6yle ki daha \u015fimdiden, sosyal medya da,\u201d&nbsp;<strong>Yeni Havaalan\u0131nda g\u00f6\u00e7\u00fck, h\u0131zl\u0131 tren raydan \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131, ya bu Prezervatifler de delik \u00e7\u0131karsa?<\/strong>\u201d t\u00fcr\u00fcnden alayc\u0131 payla\u015f\u0131mlar g\u0131rla gidiyor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ye<\/strong>kililerin iyi niyetinden kesinlikle \u015f\u00fcphemiz yok, ama hani derler ya, \u201d<strong>zamanlama \u00e7ok manidar!<\/strong>\u201d. Hem de tam se\u00e7im arefesinde. Bence de \u00e7ok gereksiz, Sa\u011fl\u0131k Bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 y\u0131llard\u0131r bu uygulamay\u0131 zaten hayata ge\u00e7irmi\u015f. \u015eimdiye kadar, sa\u011fl\u0131k ocaklar\u0131, aile hekimliklerinde \u00fccretsiz prezervatif ve spiral vatanda\u015fa veriliyor. Ayr\u0131ca, se\u00e7imlerden hemen sonra, ihale usul\u00fc ile sa\u011flanacak 402 bin Prezervatif\u2019in \u015fartnamesine g\u00f6re \u00fczerinde \u201c<strong>Tek kullan\u0131ml\u0131kt\u0131r, parayla sat\u0131lmaz ve oda s\u0131cakl\u0131\u011f\u0131nda saklay\u0131n\u0131z<\/strong>\u201d ibaresi yer alacakm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ge<\/strong>r\u00e7i usul gere\u011fi, \u201c<strong>16 cm\u2019den az olmamas\u0131<\/strong>\u201d denilerek i\u015fin boyutlar\u0131na da girilmi\u015f, ama e \u015fimdi, \u201d<strong>olan\u0131 var, olmayan\u0131 var!<\/strong>\u201d diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmez mi bir k\u0131s\u0131m vatanda\u015f.!\u00a0 Neyse art\u0131k, olan olmu\u015f bir kere ihale tarihi bile a\u00e7\u0131kland\u0131, geri d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015f\u00fc olmaz. Bu arada, barda\u011f\u0131n dolu taraf\u0131ndan bakarsak, bu sayede \u00fclkemiz ad\u0131na olumlu bir \u015feyi de \u00f6\u011freniyoruz. AB ve d\u00fcnyan\u0131n \u00f6nde gelen kurulu\u015flar\u0131n\u0131n raporlar\u0131na g\u00f6re, ba\u015fta bas\u0131n, hukuk, insan haklar\u0131, ekonomi hatta futbol da bile k\u00fcme d\u00fc\u015fen T\u00fcrkiye\u2019nin \u201c<strong>Penis<\/strong>\u201d boyutu konusun da, global \u00f6l\u00e7ekte hi\u00e7 de onlardan geride olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ev<\/strong>eryoneWeb adl\u0131 internet sitesi, en k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fckten en b\u00fcy\u00fc\u011f\u00fcne do\u011fru yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 s\u0131ralama sonucu \u00fclkeleri d\u00f6rt kategoriye ay\u0131rm\u0131\u015f. Bu kapsamda, renklerle belirlenen ara\u015ft\u0131rmada, &#8220;<strong>K\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131<\/strong>&#8220;, &#8220;<strong>Turuncu<\/strong>&#8220;, &#8220;<strong>Sar\u0131<\/strong>&#8221; ve &#8220;<strong>Ye\u015fil<\/strong>&#8221; olarak tan\u0131mlanan listede T\u00fcrkiye, erkeklerin penis boyu ortalamas\u0131nda, &#8220;<strong>11,93-13,97 cm<\/strong>&#8221; aras\u0131ndaki &#8220;<strong>Turuncu<\/strong>&#8221; b\u00f6lgede, yani \u00fcst ligde yer alm\u0131\u015f. A\u00e7l\u0131k ve i\u00e7 sava\u015flarla bo\u011fu\u015fan Afrika\u2019n\u0131n Kongo\u2019su 18 cm ile birinci s\u0131rada yer al\u0131rken, n\u00fckleer bombalar\u0131 ve teknolojik geli\u015fimi ile d\u00fcnyaya kafa tutan son s\u0131radaki 9.6 cm\u2019lik \u00a0Kuzey Koreli erkekleri geri de b\u0131rakmam\u0131z tek tesellimiz olsa gerek.!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ze<\/strong>vk almad\u0131klar\u0131 gerek\u00e7esiyle, bir k\u0131sm\u0131n\u0131n reddetti\u011fi, kullananlar\u0131n\u0131n \u00e7o\u011funlukla Limon aromal\u0131 Prezervatif\u2019i tercih etti\u011fi erkekleriyle, do\u011fum kontrol haplar\u0131 ve Spiral\u2019in \u201c<strong>yan etkilerinden<\/strong>\u201d \u015fikayet\u00e7i kad\u0131nlar\u0131m\u0131zla, \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr g\u00fcl ge\u00e7inip giderken \u201c<strong>ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z bunca dert varken,<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>nereden \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 \u015fimdi bu konu?<\/strong>\u201d diyenler olabilir. Kafan\u0131zda b\u00f6yle d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnce olu\u015fursa, bu g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015fe k\u0131smen ben de kat\u0131labilirim belki. Ancak \u00f6nce \u201c<strong>Pardon<\/strong>\u201d derim.! Birincisi, se\u00e7im atmosferinin hi\u00e7 bu kadar k\u00f6t\u00fcle\u015fmedi\u011fi bir ortamda, bedava Prezervatif da\u011f\u0131tma fikri benim de\u011fil. Dahas\u0131, T\u00fcrkiye\u2019ye giri\u015f yapt\u0131klar\u0131 2011 y\u0131l\u0131ndan itibaren, adeta \u201c<strong>Amip<\/strong>\u201d gibi \u00e7o\u011falan Suriyelileri ve&nbsp;yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 konu\u015fma esnas\u0131nda, \u201d<strong>Se\u00e7imlerden sonra, Rabbimin izniyle bunlar\u0131n anas\u0131n\u0131 belleyece\u011fiz<\/strong>\u201d diyen bir belediye ba\u015fkan aday\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6rd\u00fckten sonra \u201c<strong>gel de bu konuya kafa yorma<\/strong>\u201d derim bende, valla hi\u00e7 kusura bakmay\u0131n.!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cemal DO\u011eAN<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kocaeli Sa\u011fl\u0131k M\u00fcd\u00fcrl\u00fc\u011f\u00fc\u2019n\u00fcn \u201cbedava Prezervatif\u201d da\u011f\u0131taca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131klamas\u0131, bence hi\u00e7 de iyi bir zamanda olmad\u0131. Do\u011fum kontrol\u00fcn\u00fcn sa\u011flanmas\u0131, bula\u015f\u0131c\u0131 hastal\u0131klardan korunmas\u0131 amac\u0131 g\u00fcden bu kampanya, \u201c\u00fc\u00e7 de yetmez\u201d daha fazla \u00e7ocuk isteyen cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 ele\u015ftirmek i\u00e7in muhalefetin eline koz vermez mi? Bal gibi de verir. \u00d6yle ki daha \u015fimdiden, sosyal medya da,\u201d&nbsp;Yeni Havaalan\u0131nda g\u00f6\u00e7\u00fck, h\u0131zl\u0131 tren raydan [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":98796,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,5,646],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-analiz","category-gundem","category-kose-yazilari"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.tvturk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/09D65382-209D-4F73-8F1C-B5E8A69207C2.jpeg?fit=340%2C255","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paKIfm-pHg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=98782"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98782\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":98798,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98782\/revisions\/98798"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/98796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=98782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=98782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvturk.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=98782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}